Up A Creek Sports - Your Redneck Superstore

Up A Creek Sports has every thing you need for a successful fishing and camping trip. We have bait, tackle, beer, liquor, and propane. If the fish aren't biting then you may want to pick up one of our musical instruments to pass the time.

We carry all kinds of musical instruments and accessories for beginner and novice players. Feel free to come in and touch the merchandise.

We are still your best source for:

Bait

Tackle

Drinks

Beer

Liquor

Fun

Propoganda

Junk

Propane

Explosives

Camping needs

Tools

Minnows

Rumors

Demolition supplies

Politics

Opinions

Music instruments

Lies

Ocean Containers

Tall tales

Short tails

Snacks

Gossip

Revolutions

Bull

Religious info

Bad attitudes

Insults

Exaggerations

Dungy Mac's Comedy Corner

Over Hill over dale we have hit tha musky trail, er is that dusty trail?!!!!!!!! Who cares innyhow? Oh thar yi are agin. Yi caught me by suppprise.

I’d like ta tawk to yi a spell about my short stint in Iraq. Well one day I goes up ta join tha army. Tha recruiten offacer that day says, “Dungy mac you’re to danged old ta be in Uncle Sam’s army. He says, a young man kin do twice tha work thit you kin do.” Thin I says OK I’ll do haff is much git haff tha pay’n stay in haff is long’n we’ll all be even. He’s says OK’n he ships me right off. Well at make a short story long it wuz tuff keeping up with them young guys ’n my platoon just runned off ’n left me thar’n tha middle of tha desert. Well it I decided ta rest behinda sand doon, ‘n about that time I saw a hole convoy of Iraqi solders comin, When they came near I yelled “One American solder is worth inny ten Iraqis. Tha commander picked out ten men to come fetch me. After a brief battle I yells back, One American’s Worth a hunderd Iraqi solders so thin tha commander sint a hunderd solders ta come git me. After a brief confrontation I yells back agin, “one American’s worth inny thousand Iriqis. So tha commander sent his best thousand. You shoulda seen it, Tha night lit up with cannon, morters’n missiles. After awhile one Iraqi runs over tha doon just a yellin, “commander don’t send no more troops, it’s a trap thers two uv’m.

Hey fokes did gi visit Up Creek Sports last week. Well it ain’t to late yi can visit’s this week. Dungy Mac has said thit he’ll give yi his autograph if he’s there. Don’t fergit about our bait n beer n snacks n guitars n propane n containers n lotsa stuff.

Dungy Mac's Comedy Corner

Simple Simon says to tha pie man, “Hey dude wha chi got’n your buggy ove’are?” Tha pie man says ta simple Simon, “I told you 10,000 times; Pies you idiot.

Oh, hi there. Didn see yi there. Hey, are yi havin a Dungy Mac attack, well, DUNGY MAC’S BACK. I’d like ta make a short story long. Did gi ever have a brother yi wanted to git even with. I got even with my brother the other day. I wuz writin jokes’n I wuz just a laffin. My brother walks in ’n says, “Dungy it seems ta me thit you’re your biggest fan.” I stands up’n tells’im I says; “I’ll have yi know thit tha latest polls from Las Vagas, Frisco AND Atlantic city show thit I am my only fan.”
Do yi remember that little store in Whisky Flats across from Holiday Park is where it sats. Well we’re still here. We still sell bait ‘n tackle, beer, wine, ‘n liquor, snacks guitars, ’n propane ‘n we’re tha cheapest around. We don’t compare prices but we’ve been here twelve years ‘n ain’t made no money yet so we know we’re cheep. Our latest ventures are ocean containers and a kiddy train that adults can ride too. We’re your best source for rumors, gossip, revolutions and civil unrest. In closing, I’ll just say thit I might be anouncin thit we’ll be doin three Dungy Mac shows on Saturdays, But again we may not. Hey until nex time, Dungy Mac out.

PS: Don’t fergit ta buy a copy of my new book, Thirteen Ways ta Git Ridda That Deadbeat Wife Thit ain’t gunna Work n Make Yi a Livin.

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